X Files 2 Official Title, revealed!

Fellow blogger and move buff Cinema Suicide posted THIS link on twitter in regards to the new X Files movie title. Thanks to Geeks of Doom for the source.

The Black Hole (of movies)

Everyone knows that May, June, July and even August are huge months for movies because that's summer in America, where Hollywood is y'all! What some people don't realise is that the month or two leading up to this blockbuster season is known as The Movie Black Hole.

For example, this week in Australia my choices at cinemas were...Superhero Movie, How She Move or the Prom Night remake. Yep, blacker than black.




These bleak selections haven't even sent me to my DVD player for solace. Oh no. Instead I've given up for my old failsafe, TV. I'm currently re-watching the entire series of the X Files in preparation for the new X Files movie. I'm also finally finishing Season 3 of the excellent new Battlestar Galactica series, because Season 4 just started in the States.


I'm really excited about Iron Man which is a couple of weeks away, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall starts here next week. Reports suggest it's actually funny. Go figure! It's got that dude from How I Met Your Mother and that chick from Heroes. Good enough for me!

I'm sorry for being slack lately! Don't forget to add me to twitter HERE if you want daily updates of what I'm blogging about or why I'm not blogging.

Let me know what you've been watching lately in the comments below.

Movie Minute

Crazy? You mean LIKE A FOX!

I'm seeing Lions for Lambs tomorrow night. It's a radio thing, free passes, etc. Should be good. I still think Tom Cruise is the Devil though. That would make a cool T-Shirt..."Tom Cruise is the Devil" and there can be a picture of him torturing Katie Holmes...or you can just look at Paparazzi pics of the *ahem* happy couple.

Ok so I am straying dangerously into gossip territory. I'm sure I have some actual things to say...oh yeah like how 20th Century Fox has officially announced the new X Files movie (woot) and that the big players better get their ties straight and start paying the writers what they deserve or well, I can't review any decent movies!!! (Writers in Hollywood are on STRIKE...like...duh)

Ok straying into goss territory again, Shia LeBouf was arrested. WTF?!?!? My golden boy...NOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He was drunk in a pharmacy. Seriously, if he starts with the Britney I will find his ass and smack it...um...I mean him! There he is, with a big part in Indy 4 and what does he do? Let us all down that's what! On some off chance that his drunkenness reads this, Shia please, in the name of all that is holy and has a cult-like following, get it together man!

Cheese!

Having said that, I am still waiting on an answer from the several hundred letters to Oprah that I sent titled 'Why I need to meet Shia'. (That was a joke, kinda)

Tonight I watched "The 40 Year Old Virgin". I could watch Paul Rudd all day. Seth Rogan is also quite awesome and Steve Carell is less lame in this film than in his other roles. I have to say this gets funnier with each viewing. The ad-lib is gold! Gold I tell you! GOOOLD.

Just for something totally random, here is Brandon Hardesty who is now famous and in a movie with William H Macy, thanks to Youtube. This is one of his best re-enactments!

NEWS: July 17, 2007

Ahhh welcome to the movie news, where HP is king, Sickos wander the streets and Jared Leto returns to cinema (hopefully forgetting about a music career forever). This and more you'll find below. Venture if you dare! (Now with loads of links!)

Potter, did you brush your teeth?

1. Harry Potter has taken s--t loads at the box office. Big surprise there! Little Radcliffe has signed on to make 2 more for a measley 50 mil. The latest flick is being touted as the best, with some critics giving limp reviews. You might say, they're most likely limp in other areas, but you wouldn't because that's just rude!

2. Everyone loves a Sicko! The new doco about America's appalling healthcare system, unleashed a fued to end all fueds between the film's Director Michael Moore and television news network, CNN. Moore has called a truce, for now anyway, with the original fact dancers themselves. I just want to watch movies!

It puts the lotion on!

3. Speaking of Sicko, Jared Leto is a "Nobody". That was the line used on darkhorizons.com and I nearly spat out my food when I read it. Haven't I been saying that ever since he left to perform in a band, of which the name is unknown to most? Anywho, those who remember his sullen performance on that TV show with Claire Danes (don't yell at me, did it even make it to season 2) and his surprisingly well done scenes in the craptastic Alexander, will welcome his return. Ok so he's been in a couple of movies since Alexander. His new movie is about...ahh who cares. He's a douche now!

4. Steven Segal, yes you read that right, is not starring in anything but DVD's. I'm just mentioning him because he's suing his lawyers. Ahhh celebrities who dun read good. Is he acting out because he can't act???


5. To review Sunshine or not to review Sunshine? This movie came out AGES ago in Australia but is out now in America. Can I be bothered? Not really. Is that because it was a piece of crap? Not really. It was aight.

Cancelled? What do you mean cancelled?

6. Possibly the most exciting news of my day is when I read Mulder and Scully might be picking up the flash lights/torches again for a feature length X FILES!!!! This almost made me forget that Steven Segal exists! Almost. According to aintitcool.com, the truth is out there and it came straight from David Duchovny's mouth!

Finally, from aintitcool.com again, JJ Abrams Cloverfield project is a monster movie. Argh. James Bond is also returning to England and the day of days approaches, Arnie's birthday. Every year I celebrate with beers, stogies and copious amounts of Arn. Keep your metal eyes peeled for more news on that!

Until next time...